It's a little-known fact that the vaunted technology of the SailDrone is little more than a sham. These little boats are almost entirely free of electronics. In fact, small people (either little people if in the Atlantic or children under 8 years old if in the Pacific) are used to steer the vessels to their destinations.
"We tried training chickens, gerbils, even a small pygmy goat," reported one ex-employee, "but none of them had the attention span needed to accomplish the voyage."
Here at Halfway Cafe, we look forward to providing the drone pilots with refreshment and a potty break.